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First of all, this is a joint account for Jarrett and Break.
butlolfuckeveryoneelse
Second of all, we would like to acknowledge that all words in this dictionary MUST - we repeat - MUST be used across the U in addition to or to replace the words these represent. And if you don't...
thenlolfuckyou
All words will be posted here.

Cadect
Crappi
Czech
Erection
Fatfuckmotherfuckingpieceofshitsonofabitchmotherfucker
Flirt
Jarrett
K
Kunt
Lesbian
Lolbitch
Masturbate
Mikel
Obnok
Patrick
Pie
Psychoerotic
Purposefully
Queef
Sixty-nine
Vat
Yung
'Za

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Cadect(verb(used with object)) - "Correct" with a sexy-ass indefinite accent.
Syn: Cavect

Example of usage:
"You got me pregnant."
"Cadect."

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Lesbian(n) - Yet another woman trying to do a man's job
Syn: Vagitarian

Example of usage:
"If she's wearing black leather or sports a buzzcut, chances are she's a lesbian."

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Vat(pro) - Accented "WHAT" typically followed by "~?!"
Syn: Wat

Example of usage:
"You got me pregnant..."
"VAT~?!"

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Fatfuckmotherfuckingpieceofshitsonofabitchmotherfucker(n) - Corey Clayton
Syn: CoreyC

Example of usage:
"CoreyC@WWE is a fatfuckmotherfuckingpieceofshitsonofabitchmotherfucker."

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Patrick(n) - Former WWE Universe member, generally wears a cone shaped hat and appears around Christmas time.
Syn: Elf

Example of usage:
"You just pulled a patrick, I heard your voice squeak."

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Psychoerotic(adj) - 1. A word used to describe something you've thought of that is really fucking sexy.
2. A word to describe something in you're mind you've experienced that is really fucking sexy.
Syn: Orgasmic

Example of usage:
1. " 'Psychoerotic' is a psychoerotic word."
2. "I had a psychoerotic experience yesterday, when suddenly I was equipped an unasked for boner."

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Queef(n) - 1. A vaginafartlolz.
(verb) 2. To exert smelly gaseous matter out of one's vagina.
(n) 3. The nickname bestowed upon that fat Asian man in a tight pink bikini by the Universe members.
Syn: Raspberry

Example of usage:
"A fridge doesn't queef when you take out your meat, unlike a girl."

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Kunt(n) - 1. A slippery, moist, sometimes throbbing little slit on the female anatomy also known as the vagina.
2. A little bitch, yo.
Syn: Pie

Example of usage:
1. "I put my genitalia into her kunt."
2. "Patrick is a real kunt."

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Lolbitch(n) - 1. A name that those acting queer can be called.
2. An exclamation used when one says something so ridiculously queer that you must express your hilarity in the form of a capitalized word with tilde (~) included.
Syn: None exist; there is no other.

Example of usage:
1. "You're a total lolbitch."
2. "LOLBITCH~!"

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K(n) - The forbidden word; it really fucking pisses people off.
Syn: Que

Example of usage:
*Insert long comment here, often at some level of importance*
"k"

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Flirt(n/v) - 1. What Break is.
2. What Break does, not pertaining to any specific sex.
Syn: Break

Example of usage:
1. "Break is such a flirt, he totally wants me."
2. "Break always flirts with me, he totally wants me."

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Jarrett(n) - An entity that decides to purposely exploit and antagonize everyone.
Syn: Scott

Example of usage:
1. "lolbreakisaflirt"
2. "loljarrett"

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Purposefully(adv) - The incorrect usage of 'purposely,' commonly put to use by Break.
Syn: Deliberatefully

Example of usage:
"I purposefully used the incorrect word in this sentence."

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Mikel(n) - An annoying twit who will always and forever have a Universe account.
Syn: Pest

Example of usage:
"Look on the U in 3012 and Mikel will still be here."

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Obnok(adj) - Short for obnoxious.
Syn: Reckless

Example of usage:
"TJ sure is acting obnok tonight, must be the drugs..."

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Czech(n/v) - A pun used in place of "check."
Syn: Check

Examples of usage:
1. "Czech this shit out."
2. "Put a czechmark there."

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Masturbate(v) - 1. To improve self; one might even reach enlightenment via masturbation.
2. To play guitar, though often mostly used to refer to random/pointless solos, not necessarily being a negative or positive description of the solo.
Syn: Fapturbate

Examples of usage:
1. "I masturbate every day, it's self improvement."
2. "Did you see that crazy pentatonic masturbation shit?"

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Crappi(n/adj) - 1. The way bitches spell "crappy."
2. Something really fucking crappy.
Syn: Crappy

Examples of usage:
"OMG u giez liek luv is so fukking crappi!"

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Sixty-nine(n/v) - 1. The number that comes after sixty-eight and before seventy.
2. What your mom and I do every noon in your bed while you're away at school.
3. To sixty-nine. With your mom. Every day. At noon. In your bed while you're away at school.

Examples of usage:
1. "I wish I could count to sixty-nine."
2-3. "Let me fill you in on a little information, son. You see, your mother and I like to sixty-nine each other every day at noon while you're away at school. It involves oral sex from both ends."

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Erection(n) - A full-on raging boner, usually protruding from the crotch unless you have some fucked up deformity. Then I feel pretty fucking sorry for you.
Syn: Woody

Example of usage:
"Well golly-gee son, your first erection! Your girlfriend and I are so proud of you."

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Yung(n/adj) - 1. An Asian surname.
2. The way dumbasses misspell "young."
Syn: Young

Example of usage:
1. "Shi Tu Yung is a pretty hot bitch."
2. "LOLDAWG SHE TO TOO YUNG FO YU."

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'Za(n) - The cheese pancake, the greasy golden compliment of the gods.
Syn: Pie

Example of usage:
1. "Time to go deliver some 'Zas."
2. "Awww sheeyit, the 'Zas are here!"

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Pie(n) - 1. A baked food having a filling of fruit, meat, pudding, etc., prepared in a pastry-lined pan or dish and often topped with a pastry crust.
2. Singular 'Za, bro.
3. A deliciously wet pussy.
Syn: 'Za, Kunt(1)

Example of usage:
1. "I'm eating some delicious pie!"
2. "I'm eating some delicious pie!"
3. "I'm eating some delicious pie!"