Subject: Re: Extreme Created Warfare Wrestling Tue Sep 02, 2014 5:12 pm
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
Burt Boner arrives at the arena with the ECWW Tag Team title around his waist. He begins looking for Albino Tanaka.
Johnny Starr walks around alone after leaving Drake to work out and prepare for his upcoming match.
Burt Boner bumps into Starr.
Burt Boner: Watch where you're going.
Tʜᴇ Gʀᴀɴɢᴇ Executive
Posts : 2680 Age : 30 Location : North Carolina
Subject: Re: Extreme Created Warfare Wrestling Tue Sep 02, 2014 5:15 pm
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
Burt Boner arrives at the arena with the ECWW Tag Team title around his waist. He begins looking for Albino Tanaka.
Johnny Starr walks around alone after leaving Drake to work out and prepare for his upcoming match.
Burt Boner bumps into Starr.
Burt Boner: Watch where you're going.
Johnny Starr looks flabbergasted and disgusted as he looks at Burt.
JOHNNY STARR --- "You disgusting piece of shit. Don't you EVER bumped into me again you disease carrying freak! How you watch where the hell your going."
Teddy Spanks Executive
Posts : 665 Location : Canada
Subject: Re: Extreme Created Warfare Wrestling Tue Sep 02, 2014 5:17 pm
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
Burt Boner arrives at the arena with the ECWW Tag Team title around his waist. He begins looking for Albino Tanaka.
Johnny Starr walks around alone after leaving Drake to work out and prepare for his upcoming match.
Burt Boner bumps into Starr.
Burt Boner: Watch where you're going.
Johnny Starr looks flabbergasted and disgusted as he looks at Burt.
JOHNNY STARR --- "You disgusting piece of shit. Don't you EVER bumped into me again you disease carrying freak! How you watch where the hell your going."
Burt is shocked.
Burt Boner: Do you even realize who you're talking to right now?
Tʜᴇ Gʀᴀɴɢᴇ Executive
Posts : 2680 Age : 30 Location : North Carolina
Subject: Re: Extreme Created Warfare Wrestling Tue Sep 02, 2014 5:18 pm
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
Burt Boner arrives at the arena with the ECWW Tag Team title around his waist. He begins looking for Albino Tanaka.
Johnny Starr walks around alone after leaving Drake to work out and prepare for his upcoming match.
Burt Boner bumps into Starr.
Burt Boner: Watch where you're going.
Johnny Starr looks flabbergasted and disgusted as he looks at Burt.
JOHNNY STARR --- "You disgusting piece of shit. Don't you EVER bumped into me again you disease carrying freak! How you watch where the hell your going."
Burt is shocked.
Burt Boner: Do you even realize who you're talking to right now?
Johnny Starr smirks.
JOHNNY STARR --- "Yeah a fluke with a belt. You know who the hell I am? I am the man who GAVE you those titles and I will be the man to take them. Respect your betters kid because I don't play well with disrespect!'
Teddy Spanks Executive
Posts : 665 Location : Canada
Subject: Re: Extreme Created Warfare Wrestling Tue Sep 02, 2014 5:21 pm
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
Burt Boner arrives at the arena with the ECWW Tag Team title around his waist. He begins looking for Albino Tanaka.
Johnny Starr walks around alone after leaving Drake to work out and prepare for his upcoming match.
Burt Boner bumps into Starr.
Burt Boner: Watch where you're going.
Johnny Starr looks flabbergasted and disgusted as he looks at Burt.
JOHNNY STARR --- "You disgusting piece of shit. Don't you EVER bumped into me again you disease carrying freak! How you watch where the hell your going."
Burt is shocked.
Burt Boner: Do you even realize who you're talking to right now?
Johnny Starr smirks.
JOHNNY STARR --- "Yeah a fluke with a belt. You know who the hell I am? I am the man who GAVE you those titles and I will be the man to take them. Respect your betters kid because I don't play well with disrespect!'
Burt taps the tag team belt around his waist.
Burt Boner: A fluke? You call kicking all kinds of ass a fluke? Well that's quite interesting.
Tʜᴇ Gʀᴀɴɢᴇ Executive
Posts : 2680 Age : 30 Location : North Carolina
Subject: Re: Extreme Created Warfare Wrestling Tue Sep 02, 2014 5:24 pm
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
Burt Boner arrives at the arena with the ECWW Tag Team title around his waist. He begins looking for Albino Tanaka.
Johnny Starr walks around alone after leaving Drake to work out and prepare for his upcoming match.
Burt Boner bumps into Starr.
Burt Boner: Watch where you're going.
Johnny Starr looks flabbergasted and disgusted as he looks at Burt.
JOHNNY STARR --- "You disgusting piece of shit. Don't you EVER bumped into me again you disease carrying freak! How you watch where the hell your going."
Burt is shocked.
Burt Boner: Do you even realize who you're talking to right now?
Johnny Starr smirks.
JOHNNY STARR --- "Yeah a fluke with a belt. You know who the hell I am? I am the man who GAVE you those titles and I will be the man to take them. Respect your betters kid because I don't play well with disrespect!'
Burt taps the tag team belt around his waist.
Burt Boner: A fluke? You call kicking all kinds of ass a fluke? Well that's quite interesting.
Johnny Starr rolls his eyes as he proceeds to shake his head and laugh.
JOHNNY STARR --- "News flash kid but Wayne and Drake had that match won until I showed up and Me and Drake taught WTF a lesson and then you had NOBODY in your way and that is the only reason you and your doofus partner are tag team champions."
Teddy Spanks Executive
Posts : 665 Location : Canada
Subject: Re: Extreme Created Warfare Wrestling Tue Sep 02, 2014 5:25 pm
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
Burt Boner arrives at the arena with the ECWW Tag Team title around his waist. He begins looking for Albino Tanaka.
Johnny Starr walks around alone after leaving Drake to work out and prepare for his upcoming match.
Burt Boner bumps into Starr.
Burt Boner: Watch where you're going.
Johnny Starr looks flabbergasted and disgusted as he looks at Burt.
JOHNNY STARR --- "You disgusting piece of shit. Don't you EVER bumped into me again you disease carrying freak! How you watch where the hell your going."
Burt is shocked.
Burt Boner: Do you even realize who you're talking to right now?
Johnny Starr smirks.
JOHNNY STARR --- "Yeah a fluke with a belt. You know who the hell I am? I am the man who GAVE you those titles and I will be the man to take them. Respect your betters kid because I don't play well with disrespect!'
Burt taps the tag team belt around his waist.
Burt Boner: A fluke? You call kicking all kinds of ass a fluke? Well that's quite interesting.
Johnny Starr rolls his eyes as he proceeds to shake his head and laugh.
JOHNNY STARR --- "News flash kid but Wayne and Drake had that match won until I showed up and Me and Drake taught WTF a lesson and then you had NOBODY in your way and that is the only reason you and your doofus partner are tag team champions."
Burt Boner: You are sadly mistaken. Erectionpuresu is going to go on to be one of the greatest tag teams in wrestling history. You just watch.
Tʜᴇ Gʀᴀɴɢᴇ Executive
Posts : 2680 Age : 30 Location : North Carolina
Subject: Re: Extreme Created Warfare Wrestling Tue Sep 02, 2014 5:31 pm
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
Burt Boner arrives at the arena with the ECWW Tag Team title around his waist. He begins looking for Albino Tanaka.
Johnny Starr walks around alone after leaving Drake to work out and prepare for his upcoming match.
Burt Boner bumps into Starr.
Burt Boner: Watch where you're going.
Johnny Starr looks flabbergasted and disgusted as he looks at Burt.
JOHNNY STARR --- "You disgusting piece of shit. Don't you EVER bumped into me again you disease carrying freak! How you watch where the hell your going."
Burt is shocked.
Burt Boner: Do you even realize who you're talking to right now?
Johnny Starr smirks.
JOHNNY STARR --- "Yeah a fluke with a belt. You know who the hell I am? I am the man who GAVE you those titles and I will be the man to take them. Respect your betters kid because I don't play well with disrespect!'
Burt taps the tag team belt around his waist.
Burt Boner: A fluke? You call kicking all kinds of ass a fluke? Well that's quite interesting.
Johnny Starr rolls his eyes as he proceeds to shake his head and laugh.
JOHNNY STARR --- "News flash kid but Wayne and Drake had that match won until I showed up and Me and Drake taught WTF a lesson and then you had NOBODY in your way and that is the only reason you and your doofus partner are tag team champions."
Burt Boner: You are sadly mistaken. Erectionpuresu is going to go on to be one of the greatest tag teams in wrestling history. You just watch.
Johnny at this point can not tell if this cheap porn star is being for real or not.
JOHNNY STARR --- "You can't be serious... look kid, you are going to lose those titles the first time you step into the ring with Drake and I. Hold onto your spotlight while you can because soon enough, we are talking what is ours!"
Teddy Spanks Executive
Posts : 665 Location : Canada
Subject: Re: Extreme Created Warfare Wrestling Tue Sep 02, 2014 5:33 pm
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
Burt Boner arrives at the arena with the ECWW Tag Team title around his waist. He begins looking for Albino Tanaka.
Johnny Starr walks around alone after leaving Drake to work out and prepare for his upcoming match.
Burt Boner bumps into Starr.
Burt Boner: Watch where you're going.
Johnny Starr looks flabbergasted and disgusted as he looks at Burt.
JOHNNY STARR --- "You disgusting piece of shit. Don't you EVER bumped into me again you disease carrying freak! How you watch where the hell your going."
Burt is shocked.
Burt Boner: Do you even realize who you're talking to right now?
Johnny Starr smirks.
JOHNNY STARR --- "Yeah a fluke with a belt. You know who the hell I am? I am the man who GAVE you those titles and I will be the man to take them. Respect your betters kid because I don't play well with disrespect!'
Burt taps the tag team belt around his waist.
Burt Boner: A fluke? You call kicking all kinds of ass a fluke? Well that's quite interesting.
Johnny Starr rolls his eyes as he proceeds to shake his head and laugh.
JOHNNY STARR --- "News flash kid but Wayne and Drake had that match won until I showed up and Me and Drake taught WTF a lesson and then you had NOBODY in your way and that is the only reason you and your doofus partner are tag team champions."
Burt Boner: You are sadly mistaken. Erectionpuresu is going to go on to be one of the greatest tag teams in wrestling history. You just watch.
Johnny at this point can not tell if this cheap porn star is being for real or not.
JOHNNY STARR --- "You can't be serious... look kid, you are going to lose those titles the first time you step into the ring with Drake and I. Hold onto your spotlight while you can because soon enough, we are talking what is ours!"
Burt Boner: Albino and I have been preparing and we are ready to destroy anyone who we step into the ring with.
Deanpool Executive
Posts : 108 Age : 29
Subject: Re: Extreme Created Warfare Wrestling Tue Sep 02, 2014 5:33 pm
DT Weymes wanders into the building with a water pistol and starts spraying random crew members. He pushes a crew member down onto their knees and shouts at them to put their hands behind their head. The crew worker finally obliges and DT places the water pistol right to the back of his head.
"What's your name, Sparky?"
Before the worker can even answer, DT cuts him off.
"Shut up, Sparky. Now I want you to listen good. Why haven't I been offered a contract around here?"
Well uhh ... I don't know.
DT tilts the water pistol and tuts.
"No, no. You know. Tell me, boyo. I haven't even been brought in for a meeting. Hell, I was on the dirt sheets earlier and Dave Meltzer's reporting that I'm returning at the PPV! Why haven't I heard about this shit?"
"Well sir, I .. I really can't s-.."
"SILENCE! Your days are numbered. Stand up"
The crew worker stands up.
"Turn around"
He turns around.
"Say goodbye to your wife and tatertots."
The crew worker looks confused but DT just shoots him in the face with the water pistol. The crew worker recoils, wiping his face with his shirt and DT blows pretend smoke from the tip of his water pistol. DT stops and stares at the crew worker drying himself off
"Drop to the floor, you're ruining the moment."
"What?"
"I said drop to the floor!"
The crew worker slowly gets down to his knees and lies on the floor. DT nods his head and turns around.
"Victory."
He grins before continuing to randomly walk down the halls.
Tʜᴇ Gʀᴀɴɢᴇ Executive
Posts : 2680 Age : 30 Location : North Carolina
Subject: Re: Extreme Created Warfare Wrestling Tue Sep 02, 2014 5:46 pm
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
Burt Boner arrives at the arena with the ECWW Tag Team title around his waist. He begins looking for Albino Tanaka.
Johnny Starr walks around alone after leaving Drake to work out and prepare for his upcoming match.
Burt Boner bumps into Starr.
Burt Boner: Watch where you're going.
Johnny Starr looks flabbergasted and disgusted as he looks at Burt.
JOHNNY STARR --- "You disgusting piece of shit. Don't you EVER bumped into me again you disease carrying freak! How you watch where the hell your going."
Burt is shocked.
Burt Boner: Do you even realize who you're talking to right now?
Johnny Starr smirks.
JOHNNY STARR --- "Yeah a fluke with a belt. You know who the hell I am? I am the man who GAVE you those titles and I will be the man to take them. Respect your betters kid because I don't play well with disrespect!'
Burt taps the tag team belt around his waist.
Burt Boner: A fluke? You call kicking all kinds of ass a fluke? Well that's quite interesting.
Johnny Starr rolls his eyes as he proceeds to shake his head and laugh.
JOHNNY STARR --- "News flash kid but Wayne and Drake had that match won until I showed up and Me and Drake taught WTF a lesson and then you had NOBODY in your way and that is the only reason you and your doofus partner are tag team champions."
Burt Boner: You are sadly mistaken. Erectionpuresu is going to go on to be one of the greatest tag teams in wrestling history. You just watch.
Johnny at this point can not tell if this cheap porn star is being for real or not.
JOHNNY STARR --- "You can't be serious... look kid, you are going to lose those titles the first time you step into the ring with Drake and I. Hold onto your spotlight while you can because soon enough, we are talking what is ours!"
Burt Boner: Albino and I have been preparing and we are ready to destroy anyone who we step into the ring with.
Johnny has a large massive smirk growing.
JOHNNY STARR --- "Well 'champ" I hope you and Albino are well prepared because soon enough the Starrs of the Show will take their place on the top!"
Teddy Spanks Executive
Posts : 665 Location : Canada
Subject: Re: Extreme Created Warfare Wrestling Tue Sep 02, 2014 5:47 pm
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
Burt Boner arrives at the arena with the ECWW Tag Team title around his waist. He begins looking for Albino Tanaka.
Johnny Starr walks around alone after leaving Drake to work out and prepare for his upcoming match.
Burt Boner bumps into Starr.
Burt Boner: Watch where you're going.
Johnny Starr looks flabbergasted and disgusted as he looks at Burt.
JOHNNY STARR --- "You disgusting piece of shit. Don't you EVER bumped into me again you disease carrying freak! How you watch where the hell your going."
Burt is shocked.
Burt Boner: Do you even realize who you're talking to right now?
Johnny Starr smirks.
JOHNNY STARR --- "Yeah a fluke with a belt. You know who the hell I am? I am the man who GAVE you those titles and I will be the man to take them. Respect your betters kid because I don't play well with disrespect!'
Burt taps the tag team belt around his waist.
Burt Boner: A fluke? You call kicking all kinds of ass a fluke? Well that's quite interesting.
Johnny Starr rolls his eyes as he proceeds to shake his head and laugh.
JOHNNY STARR --- "News flash kid but Wayne and Drake had that match won until I showed up and Me and Drake taught WTF a lesson and then you had NOBODY in your way and that is the only reason you and your doofus partner are tag team champions."
Burt Boner: You are sadly mistaken. Erectionpuresu is going to go on to be one of the greatest tag teams in wrestling history. You just watch.
Johnny at this point can not tell if this cheap porn star is being for real or not.
JOHNNY STARR --- "You can't be serious... look kid, you are going to lose those titles the first time you step into the ring with Drake and I. Hold onto your spotlight while you can because soon enough, we are talking what is ours!"
Burt Boner: Albino and I have been preparing and we are ready to destroy anyone who we step into the ring with.
Johnny has a large massive smirk growing.
JOHNNY STARR --- "Well 'champ" I hope you and Albino are well prepared because soon enough the Starrs of the Show will take their place on the top!"
Burt Boner: The Starrs of the Show? How many shows have you starred in kid? I've been starring in shows since before you were born!
Tʜᴇ Gʀᴀɴɢᴇ Executive
Posts : 2680 Age : 30 Location : North Carolina
Subject: Re: Extreme Created Warfare Wrestling Tue Sep 02, 2014 5:50 pm
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Joey wrote:
Burt Boner arrives at the arena with the ECWW Tag Team title around his waist. He begins looking for Albino Tanaka.
Johnny Starr walks around alone after leaving Drake to work out and prepare for his upcoming match.
Burt Boner bumps into Starr.
Burt Boner: Watch where you're going.
Johnny Starr looks flabbergasted and disgusted as he looks at Burt.
JOHNNY STARR --- "You disgusting piece of shit. Don't you EVER bumped into me again you disease carrying freak! How you watch where the hell your going."
Burt is shocked.
Burt Boner: Do you even realize who you're talking to right now?
Johnny Starr smirks.
JOHNNY STARR --- "Yeah a fluke with a belt. You know who the hell I am? I am the man who GAVE you those titles and I will be the man to take them. Respect your betters kid because I don't play well with disrespect!'
Burt taps the tag team belt around his waist.
Burt Boner: A fluke? You call kicking all kinds of ass a fluke? Well that's quite interesting.
Johnny Starr rolls his eyes as he proceeds to shake his head and laugh.
JOHNNY STARR --- "News flash kid but Wayne and Drake had that match won until I showed up and Me and Drake taught WTF a lesson and then you had NOBODY in your way and that is the only reason you and your doofus partner are tag team champions."
Burt Boner: You are sadly mistaken. Erectionpuresu is going to go on to be one of the greatest tag teams in wrestling history. You just watch.
Johnny at this point can not tell if this cheap porn star is being for real or not.
JOHNNY STARR --- "You can't be serious... look kid, you are going to lose those titles the first time you step into the ring with Drake and I. Hold onto your spotlight while you can because soon enough, we are talking what is ours!"
Burt Boner: Albino and I have been preparing and we are ready to destroy anyone who we step into the ring with.
Johnny has a large massive smirk growing.
JOHNNY STARR --- "Well 'champ" I hope you and Albino are well prepared because soon enough the Starrs of the Show will take their place on the top!"
Burt Boner: The Starrs of the Show? How many shows have you starred in kid? I've been starring in shows since before you were born!
Johnny begins to laugh at Burt.
JOHNNY STARR --- "Pornos don't count kid. And I have been the starr of the show since birth! I have ALWAYS been the STARR of thew show!"
Cole Executive
Posts : 1430 Age : 25 Location : Kansas City
Subject: Re: Extreme Created Warfare Wrestling Tue Sep 02, 2014 5:51 pm
[Reggie Lloyd and DeSean Irving eavesdrop on Starr and Boner's conversation whilst eating chicken. They look at each other and nod before walking off in the other directions.]
Deanpool Executive
Posts : 108 Age : 29
Subject: Re: Extreme Created Warfare Wrestling Tue Sep 02, 2014 5:57 pm
Cole wrote:
[Reggie Lloyd and DeSean Irving eavesdrop on Starr and Boner's conversation whilst eating chicken. They look at each other and nod before walking off in the other directions.]
Reggie turns the corner and DT is standing with his water gun pointed directly at his chest.
"Stop right there, Tito. Hand over the chicken ... and nobody has to get hurt."
Cole Executive
Posts : 1430 Age : 25 Location : Kansas City
Subject: Re: Extreme Created Warfare Wrestling Tue Sep 02, 2014 6:17 pm
Ginjesus wrote:
Cole wrote:
[Reggie Lloyd and DeSean Irving eavesdrop on Starr and Boner's conversation whilst eating chicken. They look at each other and nod before walking off in the other directions.]
Reggie turns the corner and DT is standing with his water gun pointed directly at his chest.
"Stop right there, Tito. Hand over the chicken ... and nobody has to get hurt."
[Reggie knocks the water gun out of his hand and points his piece of fried chicken at DT]
"Nigga you know I can't swim."
Deanpool Executive
Posts : 108 Age : 29
Subject: Re: Extreme Created Warfare Wrestling Tue Sep 02, 2014 7:47 pm
Cole wrote:
Ginjesus wrote:
Cole wrote:
[Reggie Lloyd and DeSean Irving eavesdrop on Starr and Boner's conversation whilst eating chicken. They look at each other and nod before walking off in the other directions.]
Reggie turns the corner and DT is standing with his water gun pointed directly at his chest.
"Stop right there, Tito. Hand over the chicken ... and nobody has to get hurt."
[Reggie knocks the water gun out of his hand and points his piece of fried chicken at DT]
"Nigga you know I can't swim."
DT looks offended and points at his water gun which is across the hall
"Do you know how long it took me to fill that with water? Like five minutes. That's five minutes I'll never get back! Five minutes flushed down the toilet because of you".
DT knocks his bucket of chicken out of his hand.
"Now how you like it if I pissed on your chicken? Have you ever tried pissy chicken, bro?"
Cole Executive
Posts : 1430 Age : 25 Location : Kansas City
Subject: Re: Extreme Created Warfare Wrestling Tue Sep 02, 2014 7:54 pm
Ginjesus wrote:
Cole wrote:
Ginjesus wrote:
Cole wrote:
[Reggie Lloyd and DeSean Irving eavesdrop on Starr and Boner's conversation whilst eating chicken. They look at each other and nod before walking off in the other directions.]
Reggie turns the corner and DT is standing with his water gun pointed directly at his chest.
"Stop right there, Tito. Hand over the chicken ... and nobody has to get hurt."
[Reggie knocks the water gun out of his hand and points his piece of fried chicken at DT]
"Nigga you know I can't swim."
DT looks offended and points at his water gun which is across the hall
"Do you know how long it took me to fill that with water? Like five minutes. That's five minutes I'll never get back! Five minutes flushed down the toilet because of you".
DT knocks his bucket of chicken out of his hand.
"Now how you like it if I pissed on your chicken? Have you ever tried pissy chicken, bro?"
[Reggie Lloyd loks down at the chicken with a tear streaming down his face. DeSean scurries to pick up and wipe off all the pieces of chicken before collecting them in a bucket again.]
Reggie Lloyd "You do not mess with a black man and his chicken. That's like if I shaved off all your red hair or your freckles. It's like taking away a man's dignity! Just wait till we get LeBron Carter on yo ass. You gon' be wishing you didn't just do that."
Code Broken Jobber
Posts : 13 Age : 37
Subject: Re: Extreme Created Warfare Wrestling Tue Sep 02, 2014 10:39 pm
Jason Elliott arrives and changes into his ring gear, grabs his TV Title and starts walking around the arena.
Albino Tanaka arrives wearing his baby blue suit with yellow pants, plus his White Japanese flag mask with his tag team title around his waist. He heads to the Erectionperesu locker room.
Tʜᴇ Gʀᴀɴɢᴇ Executive
Posts : 2680 Age : 30 Location : North Carolina
Subject: Re: Extreme Created Warfare Wrestling Wed Sep 03, 2014 1:51 am
Code Broken wrote:
Jason Elliott arrives and changes into his ring gear, grabs his TV Title and starts walking around the arena.
Albino Tanaka arrives wearing his baby blue suit with yellow pants, plus his White Japanese flag mask with his tag team title around his waist. He heads to the Erectionperesu locker room.
Wayne Tyler Frank exits the gym after a long workout with a towel around his neck as he heads down the corridor.
Tʜᴇ Gʀᴀɴɢᴇ Executive
Posts : 2680 Age : 30 Location : North Carolina
Subject: Re: Extreme Created Warfare Wrestling Wed Sep 03, 2014 11:24 am
At school on an hour break with not shit to do so...
My people are in the arena mingling if anybody wants to speak to them.
Code Broken Jobber
Posts : 13 Age : 37
Subject: Re: Extreme Created Warfare Wrestling Wed Sep 03, 2014 12:07 pm
gяαηgєя wrote:
Code Broken wrote:
Jason Elliott arrives and changes into his ring gear, grabs his TV Title and starts walking around the arena.
Albino Tanaka arrives wearing his baby blue suit with yellow pants, plus his White Japanese flag mask with his tag team title around his waist. He heads to the Erectionperesu locker room.
Wayne Tyler Frank exits the gym after a long workout with a towel around his neck as he heads down the corridor.
Jason Elliott walks up to WTF and offers him a handshake.
"I just wanted to wish you luck in the number one contenders match. If you win, I look forward to our match."
Teddy Spanks Executive
Posts : 665 Location : Canada
Subject: Re: Extreme Created Warfare Wrestling Wed Sep 03, 2014 12:39 pm
Erectionpuresu promo will be up soon!
Tʜᴇ Gʀᴀɴɢᴇ Executive
Posts : 2680 Age : 30 Location : North Carolina
Subject: " Wed Sep 03, 2014 1:50 pm
Code Broken wrote:
gяαηgєя wrote:
Code Broken wrote:
Jason Elliott arrives and changes into his ring gear, grabs his TV Title and starts walking around the arena.
Albino Tanaka arrives wearing his baby blue suit with yellow pants, plus his White Japanese flag mask with his tag team title around his waist. He heads to the Erectionperesu locker room.
Wayne Tyler Frank exits the gym after a long workout with a towel around his neck as he heads down the corridor.
Jason Elliott walks up to WTF and offers him a handshake.
"I just wanted to wish you luck in the number one contenders match. If you win, I look forward to our match."
Wayne accepts the handshake with a smile
WTF --- "Thanks man, this is my first singles oppurtunity and I cant wait to prove to Drake that I have always been the better man! So expect the match of a lifetime champ because thats what I'm aiming for!
Teddy Spanks Executive
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Subject: Re: Extreme Created Warfare Wrestling Wed Sep 03, 2014 3:59 pm
As the Erectionperesu theme plays, out walks Albino Tanaka with a gorgeous blonde woman on his arm. Albino is wearing a baby blue suit and yellow pants along with his mask. The woman is wearing a short black dress showing off her huge cleavage. Albino walks down the ramp quickly, almost dragging the woman. As they reach the ring we can see that there is a podium as well as a huge portrait of Burt Boner nude, with his Tag Team Championship being what covers his crotch. There is also a table with multiple trophies, all of which are very suggestive looking. The girl stands at the podium and smiles to the camera.
"Hello, my name is Celeste and we are here today to celebrate and honor the film career of one Burt Boner. As someone who has worked with Burt I can personally attest that Burt gave - wait, what's this word say? Your hand writing is awful..."
Celeste picks up a paper off the podium and shows the word to Albino, but she has to snap her fingers in his face to get his attention, as he is busy staring at her boobs. Albino's eyes get big, and takes the paper.
"Uhm, stru- strudelicious satisfaction." Albino says this matter 'o factly as he hands the paper back to Celeste.
"Burt was always strudelicioussly satisfactory, and that is why he is being awarded with Best Male Performer, Most qualified performer, Biggest Equipment, and the Highest Buy Rates for BurtBoner.com."
Albino takes the stand and clearly nervous, takes a sip of water. He sighs, and grabs the microphone calmly before yelling:
"Burt Boner... NUMBAHHHH ONE!!!!!"
Albino calmly places the microphone back into the holder, then points towards the entrance ramp as the Erectionperesu theme plays once again.
Burt Boner walks out onto the stage wearing a gray suit. He has a pin on that is in the shape of a penis. The tag team title belt is also around his waist. He has a beautiful woman on each arm. They leave him at the podium as Celeste hands him a trophy of a man with a gigantic dick. He sits it on the podium and smiles widely.
"Thank you! Thank you very much! I truly appreciate the warm reception I've gotten tonight and I truly appreciate all the awards that I have received. Believe it or not it's hard work having sex with all those wonderful ladies."
Boner turns and winks at Celeste and the crowd laughs. Boner turns back to the microphone.
"I presume many of you have already seen my most famous feature Burt Boner Bangs Brazil?"
The crowd roars their approval.
"Well I can say that dominating the competition in the ring is very similar to filming a porno. You get hot sweaty people rubbing up against one another and sometimes it gets pretty hot and steamy but that's not what we're here for. We're here to celebrate the fact that I, Burt Boner, am the Best Male Performer of the year!"
The crowd roars once again.
"First off, I'd like to thank the Academy of Porn Actors and Actresses for bestowing this award on me. I'd also like to thank my parents even though they disowned me as soon as I got into porn. Well look at me now fuckers!"
The crowd is silent and Boner just looks around awkwardly.
"I'd also like to thank my many many co-stars from over the years. You guys were all great and I'd love to have sex with you again sometime so just give me a dingle."
Boner throws up the "call me" sign to the camera.
"That's just about it for me but I just wanted to also thank my tag team partner and best friend Albino Tanaka for working with me to win the tag team titles! We're gonna hold them for a long time!"
Boner and Tanaka exit to the back with Celeste and Boner has his awards with him.
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